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➡️The Slumlord Playbook—Rewritten for HOAs

I had called PG&E in Sept. 2024 about an outrageous  $ 1,100  utility bill  and requested an investigation into the attic wiring, I asked the rep a simple question: “Do you show this as an apartment complex? Or a rental property? Because I’m a homeowner. Not a tenant.” She called " Management"  while I was still on the line. And just like that, the investigation was shut down. “They said it’s fine. There’s only one meter." Nope, nothing wrong here... They gaslit me live.  While I held the truth in my hands. The Slumlord Playbook—Rewritten for HOAs We know how slumlords operate: Neglect repairs Force the tenant to endure 3rd world conditions Blame the tenant Evict them Take them to Small Claims Leave them penniless and homeless [Rinse] and [Repeat] The evicted? Marked for life. Instant homelessness.   And, it's nearly impossible to rent again. A Foreclosure, on the other hand, raises the points on your interest rate, and the amount you end...

🦠The Mold Report

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🏠LET ME BE CLEAR: I DO NOT WANT TO STAY HERE!

My home has become a danger zone disguised as a condominium. I do not want to stay here . What’s happening inside this property isn’t just a housing dispute, it’s a public-safety crisis that no one seems willing to confront. I did everything the law required. I even accepted the overage from a forced sale to keep it out of the wrong hands. But that doesn’t erase what I’ve seen and lived through. The systemic plumbing failures, the deteriorating tile roof, the structure is compromised, and the human toll is real. This place could kill someone; it’s nearly done that to me. No one should be living here until the facts are investigated, disclosed, and the property is made safe. To allow another resident without remediation would be more than complicity; it would be gross negligence. I am speaking up not out of bitterness but out of responsibility. If I stay silent, someone else could pay the price. It’s time for accountability, from the HOA, from city inspectors, from code enforcement,...

🏴‍☠️Forrest Gump, But Make It Real Estate Fraud

🏴‍☠️ Forrest Gump, But Make It Real Estate Fraud 🏴‍☠️ “ I may not be a smart man, but I know what fraud is… ” That’s me right now. Forrest Gump in the middle of a rigged game I never signed up for. ➡️ The attorney’s assistant who worked on my case back in 2016 — the guy who knew every detail, every number, even my $4.2M settlement thought? He’s magically reappeared… this time as the attorney for the people trying to evict me. ➡️ The “trustee” and the “attorney”? Turns out they’re the same person, just switching hats depending on the day. And me? I’m just standing here, like Forrest, watching the circus unfold — except it’s not a movie. It’s my condo. My rights. My life. They count on you being too tired, too broke, or too confused to fight back. But I see it. I document it. And I’m telling the story out loud. Because sometimes that “box of chocolates” isn’t sweet at all — it’s filled with conflicts of interest and corruption hiding in plain sight.

☠️ Steven R Hrdlicka, Atty @ Law/Trustee

  Specialty of Association Counsel -- Steven R. Hrdlicka, Trustee The attorney retained by the Homeowners Association specializes in leveraging California’s non-judicial foreclosure process to forcibly remove individual homeowners. Once title is transferred, properties are converted into investor-owned rentals, shifting control of the community away from resident homeowners. This practice consolidates power in the hands of a few by : - Eliminating homeowner voting rights through foreclosure. - Maximizing investor influence over HOA governance. - Controlling eviction proceedings for greater speed and minimal homeowner recourse, added financial benefit to those involved in the process. - Profiting from turnover by facilitating rapid sales to investors for rental conversions. The result is the systemic displacement of residents, destabilization of the community, and the monetization of members’ personal loss and trauma for the financial gain of a small group of attorneys, board member...

🛑“I Can’t Evict Her — She Owns Her Condo.”

 🛑 “I Can’t Evict Her — She Owns Her Condo.” – Samuel Dupuy Goza, Sept. 25, 2023, to Fresno PD That’s not just a quote. It’s a confession of motive — and the unofficial mission statement of a corrupt HOA-turned-slumlord regime. --- 🏚️ What Happened: On September 25, 2023, I called 9-1-1 for help after a man threatened to kill me outside my condo gate. Instead of protection, I got gaslit. I was the “disturbance.” He was the “witness.” Goza — the self-proclaimed “property manager” — just happened to show up. And when asked about removing me, he said the quiet part out loud: > “I can’t evict her — she owns her condo.” Translation? They’ve been trying to force me out ever since. --- ⚖️ Why It Matters: This isn’t just about me. It’s about every homeowner trapped inside an HOA that thinks it’s a private rental empire. It’s about fake “disturbances,” trumped-up violations, and weaponized bylaws. And it’s about holding the people who benefit from this corruption personally accountable...

The Sh*twater Chronicles™: Timmy - Shower Sentinel

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The Sh*twater Chronicles™ Timmy’s posted up like the last line of defense outside the shower. Eyes sharp. Tail steady. He’s not playing. Inside? Two babies asleep in a puddle of light and mildew, curled like yin and yang on a stained shower floor — a place no living thing should rest. But they do. Because it’s cooler in there. Because no one bothers them there. Because Timmy guards the door like his name is stamped on the deed. 👿 ABANDONED ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE 👿  And he knows what this is. This isn't just a funky smell. This isn't just mold. This is damage that crawls under the skin. Damage you feel in your legs. The grown-ups smell it too ( after a while, no one can smell it ). The hallway's littered with scattered kibble like the remnants of a tiny riot. Because when you're fighting for air and footing at the same time, you don’t always clean up after yourself. This isn’t survival. This is resistance . They’ve chosen their posts. They’ve claimed t...