Exhibit "D"
HOA Harasser Slides into My Inbox
So this happened.
My first official Hate Mail. Not from a scammer. Not from a stranger.
But from someone inside this complex.
Someone who knows my address.
Someone who registered to buy my home at auction—and couldn’t resist sending a little love note.
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Their Message:
"Ms. White,
This is to inform you that I have registered for the auction and it is my intention to purchase your Condo...
To tell you the truth, you have been absolutely the worse neighbor I have ever had. I and the other owners in your complex just want to see you gone.
So instead of giving you a reasonable offer... I will give it to the people who are foreclosing on you.
Being a shithead will cost you plenty of money, but at least we will be rid of you.
Dumbshit."*
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My Actual Response:
"I love you too.
No dick.
~ kc ★彡"
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Who Sent It?
Honestly? I don’t know.
Could’ve been Hector.
Could’ve been Guidici.
Could’ve been Goza, Jennifer, or someone else with just enough time and hate on their hands.
Here’s what I do know:
•They know my unit number.
•They know the auction timeline.
•And they’re so invested in my removal, they wrote this from a place of pure spite—not strategy.
That narrows the pool considerably.
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Then They Wrote Again:
"LOL... I am not the one who is going to be homeless. Enjoy the abandoned car."
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Because nothing says mature HOA leadership like mocking homelessness in writing.
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Congratulations, Whoever You Are.
You just became Exhibit Dumbshit.
Your hate mail has been:
Saved
Archived
Forwarded
And now… Published.
You made your move.
Now watch mine.
Still not served. Still not silent. Still not backing down.
~ kc
“Let’s Roll.” — Todd Beamer
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